One day, last week, I took down and washed the valance
from the kitchen window.
As I hung it back up, my oldest son says, "Oh, changing it are you?"
"No," I reply.
"Isn't that one different?"
"No, same one that's been hanging there for the past four years.
I just took it down to wash it."
"Oh, well" he casually responds,
"I thought something was missing. I just didn't know what."